哇！帮美女开门！

Okay, earlier on I was just passing Wenxin the printer cartridges that I helped her buy when this not-bad looking girl walked towards the entry gate to my block. She was searching for her access pass in her bag for awhile but couldn't find it.

So in a bid to offer some help.....

Me: 好啦，我要去帮美女开门了。
Wx: 拜拜。。。 哇！！ 帮美女开门!!! (THANKS　ＡＨ stupid shite)
Girl: *turns back and look*

Okay, I didn't know what to do but just to smile.......

Me: Forgot your card?
Girl: Yeah I can't find it.

At the lift lobby..... the bleddy lift was taking ages to come back down from the 5th floor. Not that I am trying to pick her up lah.... But the situation was so awkward at the lift lobby thanks to wenxin. So i tried to find a friggin' topic to break the eerie silence.

Me: This lift always takes forever to come down.
Girl: Yeah lor.
Me: Which floor do you live on?
Girl: 5th floor.
Me: Ah, then I don't suppose you would want to climb the stairs.
Girl: Haha yah, but if I want to I can lah....
Lift: Ding Dong... First Floor... Going up...

Back in my room.... I was telling my roomie what happened downstairs...

Steve: Oh I heard that while I was coming out from the toilet..... 原来是你啊。。。 HAHA
Me: -_-"

Okay, that's so much for my mini-adventure of the night. Thanks for listening/reading my short story. Please donate some money to support further story-telling. Thank you so much for your generosity.